Will Someone Please Shut Her Up?

I long for the day when Sarah Palin returns to anonymity in Wasilla, Alaska. I feel like I just can't take it anymore. Please, no more of her annoying voice, poor enunciation, and downright idiotic comments infiltrating my house through the TV and internet. It's like she has become an intruder in my home. (Can I file a police report?)

So, here's the latest from today. I caught a clip of her in an interview and she talks about how she has more experience than Barack Obama. She actually came right out and said it. This is an exact quote: "I have more experience than Barack Obama does." You have got to be flippin' kidding me. I don't give a shit what her experience is, she is not better qualified for office than Barack Obama. Not by a long shot. The sad thing is, I think she believes she is. And perhaps sadder still, some of the American people agree with her. (cringe)

In terms of the degree of experience Senator Obama and Governor Palin have and related readiness for office, I don't want to delve into a bunch of complicated political matters here. I don't even want to go tit-for-tat on who served in what capacity and for how long. I want to keep it simple and put it in a way that even a simpleton like Sarah Palin should understand. Two points that, if Sarah Palin had half a brain, should shut her up about comparing herself in any way, shape or form to Barack Obama:

1. Barack Obama has a law degree..... from Harvard.
2. Barack Obama has been out of the Country. (Although congratulations Sarah Palin for just getting your passport last year. Super!)

I tried to find the exact quote, but unfortunately could not. I read somewhere earlier today that Sarah Palin also called into question Barack Obama's foreign policy credentials. This coming from a woman who said that Alaska's proximity to Russia enhances her foreign policy experience.

Are you feelin' me now when I ask: Will someone please shut her up??